It's a festive edition of what critics are calling 'some tweets from the past seven days'...
So who spent Christmas Eve wrapped in a towel and drank warm ale? Who got absolutely hammered? And who got the best present ever? Find out in this week's Tweet Surrender.
We never thought of that. Looks like we'll be cancelling our gym membership first thing tomorrow. You never know when you're going to run into a Jethro Tull tribute band who're a man down.