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The Hell's Top Ten Wrestlers

Which wrestlers does The Hell's frontman love the most?

The Hell are headlining a show next month called MetalMania, which is branded suspiciously like an old-school WrestleMania so we thought we'd find out what frontman Nail$'s favourite wrestlers are. Some of these might not be on our list...

10. JOHN CENA
GREAT MERCH. HUSTLE. LOYALTY. RESPECT. ON A FUCKING SWEATBAND. 

9. HULK HOGAN
GEEZER BLEACHES HIS FUCKING MOUSTACHE.

8. THE FIST
JUST A BIG FIST, HE'S A SMASHING BLOODY MASSIVE FIST.

7. WYCLEF JEAN
UNFORGETTABLE AS PART OF A TAG TEAM WITH THE "DWAYNE JOHNSON" ROCK.

6. PAPA SHANGO
TOTAL FUCKING BOLLOCKS.

5. JEFF HARDY
LOOKS LIKE HE GOT LOST ON THE SET OF A GODSMACK VIDEO.

4. KANE
HE'S A BIG GREEBO WHO COVERS HIS FACE. TOP WRESTLE.

3. TRISH STRATUS
HIT VINCE MCMAHON IN THE FACE.

2. SNOOKI
BEAT THE SITUATION FOR THE DICKHEADWEIGHT TITLE.

1. THE SHOCKMASTER
GREATEST WRESTLER TO HAVE EVER LIVED EVER. 

The Hell are headlining Venn's MetalMania event in London on 2nd July. Find out more here.

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