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Rick Wakeman's Caped Crusade: The truth will set you free

Rick eavesdrops on a record label crisis meeting…

An emergency meeting was recently called at Clueless Records, one of the UK’s major labels, to discuss falling sales. The chairman, president, six vice presidents, the Head of A&R, and the sales and marketing team were all in attendance. Also present was Eric, the 16-year-old work experience lad.

The head of the label’s German office, Herman von Streaming, opened the proceedings. “Guten tag, gentlemen and ladies. I have called this crisis meeting as physical sales have now reached an all-time low.”

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