Chestburster: Slime And Guilt
Sludge-driven Finnish rockers head straight into a ditch
Not to be confused with the berserk Essex three-piece of the same name, this particular Chestburster hail from Kouvola in Finland.
You’d think that its population of 86,302 would be a sufficient number from which to form a decent band, but apparently this is not the case, because Slime And Guilt is, for the most part, bloody awful. It doesn’t help that the guitarist is a notably better player than the rest of the band, or, indeed, that English isn’t the singer’s first language, which leads to some awkward lyrics on tracks like Experienced Virgin.