John Wetton - The Official Bootleg Archive Vol 1 album review
Live, from the annals: welcome to heaven
It’s strange how objects that have no right to exist become integral parts of people’s lives. Take the egg clacker, for example. Once owned, you wonder how you ever lived without it. The clacker opens your daily free-range with unerring accuracy – it’s like performing a laser-precision lobotomy on a tiny bald person’s head. Adult colouring books are another example. Who would have thought a collection of crayons and some intricately detailed fairie scenes would enable so many stressed-out investment bankers to chillax?